30 Minutes or Less Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wannabe criminal masterminds (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson). The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari). As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship. Zombieland Following a plague that has left the world overrun by flesh-devouring zombies, Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) and gun-toting Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) form an unlikely duo. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company!